Generation Weenie

Why the McWeenies have it out for Mickey D’s, I can’t figure.  Less than a year after the K-Fed conspiracy, Ronald McDonald is back on the chopping block after Philip Sherman of Fayetteville, Arkansas expressed dissatisfaction with the fast food chain.  Seems Mr. Sherman had an evening of pleasure and sin, all captured for the family photo album on his handy cell phone memory card.  Too bad Sherman couldn’t resist the overwhelming lure of those McFries.  He inexplicably left his tainted phone at the “restaurant,” where surprise surprise, an ellusive hamburglar nabbed the images of Mrs. Sherman’s bare bottom and posted them on the Internet.  What does McDonalds get for providing a location for Mr. Sherman to lose his smut?  A three million dollar lawsuit to ease the suffering and embarrassment of Mr. Sherman.  Question.  Which begs the question of why Mr. Sherman was embarrassed to display photos of his naked wife’s body.  Had she, perhaps, been eating too often at McDonalds?