Generation Weenie

Yet another naive 14-year-old was lured astray by an older man.  Of course, this time, the older man was only 19, though he lied about being on the football team.  Girl snuck out and got herself sexually assaulted.  Did the parents fall sobbing to the ground at the realization of their utter lack of parenting skills?  No, they decided to sue Myspace.com for 30 million dollars because the 19-year-old lied on his profile.

Justice! One of the Gen Weenie’s favorite misused words. Let’s take a look at Dade City, Florida where a drunken Mr. Anthony Makowski lept from his pickup trunk and attacked Martin Robles-Taylor who defended himself by choking Makowski to death. So what does our newest inductee into Gen W, Makowski’s mother, do? She sues McDonalds, who leases the parking lot where the fight happened, for not providing a security guard to stop idiots like Anthony Makowski from getting their asses kicked.