Generation Weenie

I decided to take a closer look at the support our troop magnets all the weenies put on their vehicles during the early days of the Iraq debacle. This morning I pried one off of a Chevy (of course) and found that there was a fade mark where dust that had gotten under the magnet had rubbed a ribbon shape into the paint.  And like a weenie bolt from the sky it dawned on me. This car has been forever marked as a weeniemobile and should be handed down as such. So I’m sending a proposal to Autotrader.com to add a new query to its searchable list.  Perhaps they’ll call it “previous support our troops ribbon owner” or “patriot displayer” or “American to the frame.”  Of course, we’ll know it as the weeniequery.  Don’t laugh, the inventor of freedom fries will likely think this is a grand idea.

Voila, the weeniemobile is recycled.

Are you a member of generation X?  What about generation Y?  Although these generations are usually associated with one’s age, there is another generation that is quickly gaining ground, a generation that does not prejudice on age, race, religion.  It is Generation Weenie, and it is open to all people who tend to be insulted, outraged, offended, or traumatized. 

This website serves as a place to make fun of the generation weenie members.  Please enjoy the posts, or send me your own links.  We’re always looking for new examples.

 Side note: if this website offends you, you are most definitely a member of the weenie clan.

Found your own weenie story?  Post your link as a comment and let me add it to the site!