Someone saw man’s Weenie, so he became one.
Monday, July 24th, 2006Ken Rigberg has a sweet gig. He gets to beat his weenie into a cup for $6500 a year. Well, he used to, that is, until he was traumatized by finding a video camera in the deposit room at a sperm bank. Sure Mr. Rigberg was right when he insisted the camera be removed and even when he alerted police. But of course, neither of those would get him Generation Weenie stature. So he filed a lawsuit citing (and let’s introduce a whole bunch of new Weenie words here) emotional distress, fear, shame, humiliation, chagrin, sleeplessness, powerlessness, frustration, anger, annoyance, inconvenience, and discomfort.” This, according to the general allegations. What wasn’t in the lawsuit papers, however, was the dollar amount. Stay tuned to see what is worth more, Rigberg’s seed or a video of it.