Generation Weenie

In proof that Generation Weenie membership is open to all ages, races, and backgrounds, Waddah Mustaph had his application approved when he successfully extracted $341,775 from the Culligan man citing legal concerns due to a bottle of water containing a deceased fly. Poor Mustaph, a self-proclaimed neat freak, suffered from constipation and the lack of ability to take lengthy showers afterwards. The incident, “offended their sense of sanctity in the purity of their home, and shattered Mr. Mustapha’s life.” Of course, no one in the family drank from the bottle. It remained unopened, sanctified for all Weenie clansmen to worship in their hour of disparity.