Generation Weenie

And just when you thought you couldn’t lose another one of your “God given liberties,” like the right to bear arms or own property, the Weenies have made a play to remove our right to watch a drunk fat chick make an ass of herself on top of a bar. Seems Amy Mueller had a mishap at her local watering hole resulting in an inebriated ankle-breaking fall. Rather than attacking Jagermeister for her reduced mental state or Payless Shoe Source for her wobbly 6-inch heels, she decided to sue Sammy’s Bar and Grill for not providing the proper safety device to allow her access to the bar top. Furthermore and more importantly, there was no posted sign reminding her that displaying two pigs wrestling in a potato sack could be hazardous to herself and those around her, or that the view is only better from atop the bar until one falls flat on her Weenie.