Guard sees weenie in office building
Poor Scott Blauvelt. He was caught red weenied on a video camera letting it all hang out in his place of business after hours. Fortunately for him and his lawyer, he was in a fender bender last year and had an weeniexcuse. You see, he was traumatized and is now “an American with a disability.” Oh and don’t forget his bipolar disorder along with seizure medication. That alone would make near anyone go birthday suiting in front of their office surveillance cameras after hours. Remember for the dictionaweenie: lack of common sense is defined as a disability.