Who says thinking with your Weenie doesn’t pay off?
You just have to admire the positive attitude of the Generation Weenie. They have the uncanny ability to take life’s shortcomings and see the good that can come from it. Take Mr. Stephen Tame, 29, of Essex, England, for example. He had a temporary balance problem which caused him to fall down and bump his head. Then he strayed from his wife for the comfort of a prostitute, a 57-year-old woman, and some porn videos. Add to this some derogatory remarks around the office and you have the makings of termination and a failed marriage. But remember, to a Weenie, that glass is half full, my friend and to the tune of nearly $6 million. At least, that’s what the courts awarded him for the pain and suffering associated with the odd behavior caused by the bump on his head. Let’s all gather ’round and feel sorry for Stephen who has to live out his 30’s in a “disinhibited” state with a wad of cash and a hunger for porn.