Definition of Generation Weenie

I’ve decided to start a list for Weenie identification purposes.  If you or a “loved one” exhibits any of the following traits, he/she may be a Weenie.

1. Nothing is your fault.  You are a victim of circumstance.
2. Wear a dorky little ribbon in a half figure eight pattern to signify your solidarity.
3. Utilize the words offended, outraged, insulted, or traumatized whenever possible.
4. Sue everybody because you have been wronged.