http://www.generationweenie.com When you just can't resist the urge to blame it on everyone else Wed, 26 Nov 2008 18:15:16 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en Why the McWeenies have it out for Mickey D's, I can't figure.  Less than a year after the K-Fed conspiracy, Ronald McDonald is back on the chopping block after Philip Sherman of Fayetteville, Arkansas expressed dissatisfaction with the fast food chain.  Seems Mr. Sherman had an evening of pleasure and ... http://www.generationweenie.com/?p=58 How many times has this happened to you? You have a rat, and you're trying to find an exciting new way to prepare it for the dinner table. You could pluck the rat, remove the rat's tail, head and bones, and serve the rat as you would any other evening ... http://www.generationweenie.com/?p=57 And just when you thought you couldn't lose another one of your "God given liberties," like the right to bear arms or own property, the Weenies have made a play to remove our right to watch a drunk fat chick make an ass of herself on top of a bar. ... http://www.generationweenie.com/?p=56 Well I've already done two things wrong in this post, namely using the word "coke" and the phrase "have a coke and a smile." You see, normally, Coca Cola would be happy that I'm spouting name recognition from my site, but in this case, it is solely for the ... http://www.generationweenie.com/?p=53 I never thought I would be defending K-Fed but I'll take his side over a bona fide Weenie any day. And just to show that you can't even make fun of yourself in this Gen W marred society, the distinguished Ex-Spears put out a Superbowl ad of himself as ... http://www.generationweenie.com/?p=52 Can you imagine the horror Renee Koutsouradis felt when she was called over the Delta PA system upon boarding her Dallas flight. Apparently, there was something vibrating in her checked luggage. Lucky for the fear-mongered general public travelers, it was just Mrs. Koutsouradis' battery-powered dildo, a recent acquisition ... http://www.generationweenie.com/?p=51 You just have to admire the positive attitude of the Generation Weenie.  They have the uncanny ability to take life's shortcomings and see the good that can come from it. Take Mr. Stephen Tame, 29, of Essex, England, for example.  He had a temporary balance problem which caused him to ... http://www.generationweenie.com/?p=50 In proof that Generation Weenie membership is open to all ages, races, and backgrounds, Waddah Mustaph had his application approved when he successfully extracted $341,775 from the Culligan man citing legal concerns due to a bottle of water containing a deceased fly. Poor Mustaph, a self-proclaimed neat freak, suffered ... http://www.generationweenie.com/?p=49 Another of the same, or at least that is what the U.K. Minister of Labour believes. Unfortunately, his comment that the members of a particular town may be inbred didn't go over well with his constituents. Never mind that this Minister has a PhD in genetics and was ... http://www.generationweenie.com/?p=45 Poor Scott Blauvelt. He was caught red weenied on a video camera letting it all hang out in his place of business after hours. Fortunately for him and his lawyer, he was in a fender bender last year and had an weeniexcuse. You see, he was traumatized ... http://www.generationweenie.com/?p=46